Holy Floating Jesus!

I remembered I wanted to post about this a few days ago but I forgot. I was in Glasgow over the weekend and, as is a bad habit of mine, went into one of those cheap bookshops. Browsing the titles, I saw some amazing action figures hung up.

Now, some of you will have received the Jesus Action Figure TV commercial piss-take I sent out on my junk mail list the other week. But hanging in front of me (reduced to £4 from £5) was a genuine Jesus Christ poseable figurine. Well, poseable in that you can move his arms up and down. Complete with “realistic gliding motion”, or “two recessed wheels in the soles of his very large feet”.

After a bit of a search, I’ve found the gliding Jesus figure on the web for you all to admire, though I think the packaging’s different for this one. Also worth a gander is the superb quality Black Jesus figure, star of the adventures of Li’l Black. Just pop to Google and search for “jesus action figure” for loads (far too many) more.

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Elly

In keeping with floting Jesus here is Nunzilla I have seen her in action and wow very funny when ur in a room with several gays, a couple of transvestites and about 5 rats… We are all very drunk and found Nunzilla a welcome distraction to Sanches the rat trying to get friskey with Flish his bum boy!!!!

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