I know there’s a “joke email” going round at the moment about cards that you can’t find in Hallmark, Clintons or wherever. I noticed they missed one off the list and I think it’s a very important one that they really ought to have. I’ve drafted an open letter to Hallmark below.
Dear Mr Hallmark-Cards-Limited,
I’m working in the office between xmas and new year. I use the word "working" in it’s loosest possible sense, of course. I’m actually spending more time building a PC for a mate than I am actually looking at anything work-related.
I have discovered that the phrase I’m using most around here right now is […]
OK, I found this out by accident. I’d never be deliberately cruel to Kim. Unless it was funny or something. Just to make that clear. Any bumps, burns or bruises are purely her own clumsy fault. *ahem*
You take one bowl of Honey Loops breakfast cereal. Pour orange juice on them instead of milk by […]
Again courtesy of Birdy who seems to be going a lot of Googling, here is a page on Sky News with pleas for information from relatives of those still missing.
Please, please if you have any news about peoples’ wherabouts, check this page out and post details. Some travellers went in parties and it could […]
Eyes left again, folks. Just a couple of boxes down (or up, depending on whether you’re reading this in the archives or not) you’ll see some options. Feel free to play. The check box determines whether any links you click open in a new window or in this one; the radio buttons select text size. […]