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You wanktard
Were you the individual who left your bag in the ladies’ toilet at Edinburgh Airport yesterday? The one who sparked the security alert which caused a 4-hour delay to Leah’s flight (not to mention other changes and cancellations), which made he rmiss her connecting flight to Singapore from Heathrow and onward flight to Kuala Lumpur? Which means – assuming she makes the new connections – will have her arriving over four hours late, close to midnight and with no luggage for two days?
If so, I hate your guts. I hope beyond hope that the bag contained enough material to identify you and have you crucified. At the very least I hope all of your travel documents, passport, money, house keys and the like were inside and it was blown up in a controlled explosion and it costs you a fortune to replace it all.
You stupid, bloody idiot.
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I admit it – It was me – I forgot my handbag when I was about to travel cross-dressed.
sorry dude
What a pain in the arse. Hope all the luggage turns up when it’s supposed to!
Damo – you’re a dead man. Well, next time I see you out of drag. I won’t hit a lady-boy.
Jac – we’re sat in McD’s in central KL now. Luggage is… somewhere. They gave her RM150 (about £25) and upgraded her to Premier for the long-hauil portion of the flight. Luggage will be delivered to Perth once they find it.