Friday film roundup

The Soloist
The Soloist

Friday this week as it suited the workload a little better. The downside is that Friday was a holiday in Glasgow so the cinema was rammed more than it usually would be. Added to the fact that only two people were selling tickets when I got there, this meant that I was going to miss almost 15 minutes of Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, so I skipped it for another time.

The Firm

First up, then, was this cinematic remake of an old made-for-tv movie by writer and director Nick Love. It’s low budget, rough’n’ready (like its subject matter) and hair-raising in places.

Plot-in-a-nutshell: Teenager Dominic decides that the local West Ham “firm” of football thugs is more interesting than his mates, so he decides to join up.

The film looks like it was made in the 80’s, let alone being set during the period – and I mean this as a compliment. It’s like a big, grown-up, violent episode of Grange Hill. Complete with mouthfuls of filth and more slang and colloquial language than an Irvine Welsh novel. Unless you were raised in London, you really just have to roll with it and make guesses at the dialogue at times.

The film is a complete story, and a fairly simple one. Most striking are the street fight scenes which do look pretty nasty although the sound effects are a pinch too overblown. Watching them is like seeing old news footage from the era, uncomfortably so at times.

In an interesting take, Love also takes the story into the home of one of the ringleaders showing a completely different side to the character. It’s still fairly shallow, though, and there are no real surprises as the story unfolds.

Worth a watch, and at least it’s not basically a stepping stone for The Firm 2 which would be the case with a US-made feature.

Surrogates

Bruce Willis is back in this quirky near-future thriller which relies more on plot than effects.

That plot-in-a-nutshell: In a world where nobody leaves their home any more, instead mentally controlling human-like “surrogates”, someone has found a way to kill the humans via this safety net.

Willis’ character is an FBI agent in this future world where crime has been reduced by 99% simply by people failing to leave their houses. How they don’t all turn into fat freaks isn’t adequately explained, but the surrogates to look a bit fitter than the real people – if a little more plasticcy.

There is, of course, a rebellious group of luddites who have issues with the whole surrogate thing so the finger of blame initially falls on them but the case isn’t quite so clear cut. There’s also the man who invented the surrogates who was sacked by the company who make them. And an FBI conspiracy.

It sounds impressive, but in honesty it’s all pretty much run-of-the-mill. The surrogate idea itself is a good one, but underneath it’s just another by-the-numbers whodunnit which you can piece together half an hour in.

Still, it’s better than Die Hard 4. But then, so is self-inflicted colonic irrigation.

Fame

It was a tossup between this and Creation as they both had similar start times, but I plumped for the dancey one as I would be seeing another drama next. In honesty, my hopes were moderately high after how much I enjoyed Bandslam recently. It also has a great pedigree… or a lot to live up to depending on your view of the original 80’s version.

Plot-in-a-nutshell: teenagers go through the audition process to get into the most prestigious Performing Arts school in New York, go through, and graduate. All in 137 minutes.

I’ll sum up at the start: Fame is awful. It could have been so much only it tries too hard and fails to cram a TV series’ worth of characters and storyline into 2 1/4 hours. It is, simply, a mess. To begin with, it’s promising as the lead characters go through their auditions with varying degrees of success.

Then *pow* we get the big musical number. It’s like showing the monster from the horror film in the second reel. After this, the whole film goes into one sloppy decline. Each “year in the life” is given what feels like 20 minutes of screen time which simply isn’t enough. What should be major events are breezed over and you’re left waiting for the repercussions… of which there are none.

Full credit must be given to the cast, from the older generation to the younger. There’s an incredible array of talent on show here. The direction and choreography are also lovely. Just such a shame that they’re all wasted on this dog’s dinner of a script.

The Soloist

Final film of the evening (I couldn’t be bothered staying till 23:30 to watch the re-release of John Carpenter‘s The Thing) was this adaptation of a book by one of the central characters.

Plot-in-a-nutshell: Steve Lopez (Robert Downey Jr) is an LA journalist who writes little stories about life in the city. One day he encounters a down-and-out, Nathaniel Ayers (Jamie Foxx), who turns out to be an incredibly talented musician. The story follows their journey together as Lopez tries to “help” Ayers make the most of his talents.

This is definitely the kind of film that wins OSCARs. However, I don’t think The Soloist is quite good enough to do it. Certainly, the performances are superb. Downey brings in the sarcastic wit and superb timing he employed in Iron Man while Foxx plays the “character with a disability” card in his aim for another award. They certainly both put on amazing performances, and the supporting actors can’t be criticised either.

However, the film just seems to lack something. For every moment of genius there’s something just a little too bland or stereotypical. There’s a beautiful scene during a musical performance where Ayers closes his eyes and we see a display of colour – visualising what he’s seeing. Amazing.

If only the rest of the film could have measured up.

Still definitely worth seeing, if only for a short dose of Downey Jr before Iron Man 2 hits the cinemas.

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End of the school week

And so the first week draws to a close. I’ve dealt with some kids with ADHD, dyslexia and other learning difficulties. I’ve also dealt with their support staff who are awsome. As are the kids, frankly.

I’ve been handed a pile of paperwork for use when I’m actually teaching. This ranges from toilet passes, to attendance registers to official Punishment Exercise slips.

I’ve been shown how to take register.

I’ve been invited into other classes, and to join in some of the lunchtime clubs (one of which I will definitely be signing up for next week).

I’ve been to one of the feeder primary schools (more later) which has opened my eyes further.

I’m still not put off. If anything, I’ve been even more impressed than I have been over the last few days. I wish I could name the school simply as I’m overwhelmed with the attitude of the staff and the results they’re achieved over the last few years. If I had kids I’d be trying to ensure my house was within the catchment area.

Enough hyperbole. What have I actually been doing? Well, mainly gathering notes and sheets of information. I also now have a small pile of past papers with which to test myself to ensure I know what I’m supposed to be teaching. This is Very Important. The handful of meetings I’ve attended have been of that rare breed: useful. So much information has been thrown my way it’s hard to take it all in, but it’s all good stuff.

Pipping the experiences of the week, though, was this afternoon’s visit to one of the handful of primary schools that feed into the secondary I’m at. We were warmly welcomed by the head teacher who’d arranged for each of us to be ushered around by a P7 child. My guide was Ross, and believe me if there were more kids like him then the world would be a significantly better place. A little shy, but quick to talk once you hit on a subject he was interested in and very polite. He really took it as quite an honour to be showing one of the guests around. If I happen to see him around town with his parents I will be more than happy to say “hello” and tell them how good their son is.

Ross dropped me off at the Language Centre, a department reserved for struggling kids and used by several nearby schools – not just for pupils of the host school. Any children who are having communication problems are directed here and given special tuition to bring them up to a level where they can fit into their peer groups.

The three children in this class were just lovely, as was their teacher. We did a couple of simple exercises, the first of which involved sitting in a circle and each telling “news” stories – things that had happened to us in the last week. The others then got the chance to ask questions or make statements relating to the subject matter. The idea of this is to encourage them to focus and hold their attention and also to learn to take turns. In a small group such as this, keeping control is relatively easy but still the children were a credit to themselves. Sitting with them was like kicking back with friends. Very comfortable indeed.

While we were doing some word exercises on the blackboard, Ross appeared to take me to a Primary 2 class which was sat on the floor learning about parts of the eye when I arrived. I sat at the back and kept pointing towards the teacher whenever little stares focused on me.

After five minutes, someone came to the door and the teacher was called away. “Would you mind taking over for a couple of minutes?” she asked. I was handed a sheet with some Braille type on it and left to fend for myself.

Wow.

OK, so I didn’t keep the best of control but the children didn’t know me. Familiarity, in the Primary environment, seems to breed respect. Within reason, of course. The kids certainly didn’t try anything on, it was more that they wanted to ask so many questions and tell me all their little things. The important thing is that they were all still alive when “Miss” came back in and set them on to a more practical task.

I helped a few of them with this and then their little arty project before they were all sat down to have a quick chat before the end of the day. The teacher asked them what they were doing over the weekend. One of the boys piped up “having a baby!”

It turns out his mother was due with his first sibling and had been taken to hospital that morning. By the time he got home, chances are he’d be a brother. How cool is that?

Just before 3:00, my guide appeared to ensure I made it to the front door in time for the bell. I thanked him and shook his hand and received a beaming smile in return. All of the PGDE students gathered in the hallway before setting off home and every single one of us had a silly grin on our faces.

Again, we had all been impressed with the organisation by the staff and the welcome we’d had from the children. It was only a quick visit but the impression I got of this school was overwhelmingly positive. The catchment covers a wide variety of social standings and next week we’ve got another visit to one in a more generally affluent area. It will be interesting to compare.

Considering the relative chaos of sorting out my Disclosure in a panic on Monday, this was a superb way to end the week. Very much from middly-low-ish to high. I am actually looking forward to school next week.

Never in my life did I think I would utter those words.

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Second day back at school

I feel like a big boy now. I didn’t even cry when my mother dropped me off at the gates.

Another day spent mainly observing, which I’m not complaining about. A couple of the classes were the same students as yesterday so I got to see how their lessons were followed up. A few of them were more used to seeing me around and I assisted a little more than just watched.

I also popped over to a second year class and – like when I was visiting a Primary school a few months back – found the pupils automatically more responsive to another adult in the class, immediately using me as a source of help when they were stuck.

I’d been informed that S1 and S2 pupils were, on the whole, better behaved. As they reach the S3 point they also hit the teenage age bracket and “turn”. This does seem to hold true (in general – everyone is an individual after all), though I’ve also noticed that by the time they reach S5 they’re often over this phase to some degree.

Remember, though, I’ve only seen a smattering of classes and pupils!

During one period, we had a brief talk regarding “Raising Achievement” – methods the school uses to ensure pupils do as well as possible. This takes into account things like battling truancy and ensuring that bums are on seats for exams. Some of the children haven’t got the best home lives, so parents sometimes can’t be relied on. The lengths staff have gone to to ensure they make it in are astounding in some cases.

One anecdote was set a couple of years ago. An invigilator called the support team to report a boy in an exam hall who seemed “on something”. He was taken to one side, and he was indeed slightly wobbly and red-eyed. He was also a Celtic supporter and this was the morning after they lost the UEFA Cup Final… “All” he was suffering from was the shock of defeat and a resultant loss of sleep!

By ensuring he was kept in isolation while they fed him tea and consoled him, they enabled him to re-enter the exam hall after the rest of the pupils had finished. This meant he could actually sit the paper.

The teacher going through all this was obviously incredibly enthusiastic about her job – and about the other staff at the school. One thing she said very much echoed my own thoughts, and statements to other people, when I was considering going into teaching. This is one of the few jobs where you can make a difference. And everyone at this school is hugely geared towards this.

If things continue to go like this, I don’t freak out when I actually have to take a class myself, and I pass the course – this is very much a school I think I’d be happy to be a part of.

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First day (back) at school

A teacher writing on a blackboard.
Not as hot as some of the other students on my course :-p

First up, I’m going to be very careful not to mention anything to even remotely identify any staff, students or schools during any placements. A handful of friends and relatives know where I’m at at the moment (including one who turned out to be an ex-pupil there!) and that’s as far as it need go. Any posts about the course will be about how I’m getting on and my impressions. No specifics. Sorry if that bores you but I have other people’s anonymity to protect as well as a professional code of conduct to adhere to.

Professional. Me.

Oh dear, this will all end in tears.

Anyway, I’m glad to say the whole Disclosure thing was dealt with swiftly this morning. My copy had arrived in the post, but the uni hadn’t received theirs courtesy of lazy postal workers who fancied an unpaid holiday (my student card is still missing for similar reasons). As a result, I had to make a detour via the uni so they could check out the form, call the school and ensure it was OK for me to go in first thing – which it was.

I got there at 9:30, which wasn’t too bad all things considered, and only missed a meeting with the Head Teacher. We were given some useful bumph, a timetable of events scheduled for us then taken on a quick tour by one of the Deputes. After break, I was handed over to the teacher who is to oversee me for the next two weeks.

Unfortunately, and understandably, as she’d been told on Friday that I wouldn’t be in due to the Disclosure mess she had nothing planned for me. Instead I sat and observed through a few lessons, but that was by no means wasted time. We’ve been asked to spot things and gather “hints and tips” if you like by watching practised teachers.

As such, I started making bullet notes with small subtitles: Discipline, Equipment, Routine, Questions Asked and the like. I could do with getting a new watch so I can time the way the lessons are split up – my 1000 Kyat Rolex died a few weeks ago. How the pupils are handled does vary a lot depending on the individual and what/how they’re doing.

Overall, the kids weren’t that bad (with two exceptions) and behaviour was vastly different from age group to age group. My guiding teacher is very forthright and honest when talking about students, the school, materials, government guidelines and everything else. This is incredibly useful and something for which I’m grateful. She’s also pretty cool, though I guarantee the kids don’t see her that way!

The school itself is really good. They have plenty of original programs, support networks for students who require a huge variety of types of aid, a decent canteen, a great staff room, and a good reputation from those I’ve spoken to. The walls around the place have newspaper clippings detailing achievements by the staff, pupils and the school as a whole.

I really think I’ve landed on my feet with this as my first placement, especially after talking to another student who’s not had anywhere near as nice an experience on her first day. Sure, it’s not 100% perfect but where would the fun in that be?

My overseer has already mentioned me taking a class or two. Perhaps before the end of the week. I put on the calm “yes, let’s see” face while inside my stomach kind of clenched. I don’t think she noticed the sudden cold sweat either.

Actually, it’s more the fact that I don’t know what it is that I’m supposed to teach that’s my main issue. Specifically, I’ve not been able to find any syllabuses online. If they are there, they’re very well hidden. Thankfully I should be the owner of either a URL or a photocopy of them sometime tomorrow. Aces. I also think I might try to borrow some past papers for the various levels from the school library. If I can’t answer the papers I shouldn’t be teaching the subject!

As I’ve discussed with several others on the course, this is our last “easy” couple of weeks. Once we return to uni in a fortnight, things are going to ramp up a notch. The workload’s going to be daunting, to say the least. I’m going to make the most of this temporary freedom!

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Potentially embarrassing meme

I got this one from BB’s private lockable friends-only LiveJournal – so there’s no point linking back to it! Answer it by copying/pasting it into the comments and popping an “X” between the brackets nect to the statements that count. Or emailing it to me! And of course, feel free to rip it and put it on your own blog so I can embarrass myself by going there and answering it!

Do you want to…

[] Push me into a wall and kiss me?
[] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?
[] Slap Me?
[] Have Sex With Me?
[] Slap Me If I Asked You To?
[] Lick/Suck My Neck?
[] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck?
[] Watch A Movie With Me?
[] Take Me Out To Dinner?
[] Take A Shower With Me?
[] Take Me Home For The Night?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)?
[] Take Me Anywhere With You?
[] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
[] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me?
[] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you?
[] Make me breakfast?
[] Tickle Me?
[] Let Me Tickle You?
[] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me?
[] Instant Message Me?
[] Greet Me In Public?
[] Hang Out With Me?
[] Hold my waist from behind while we are out?
[] Bring Me Around Your Friends?

Do You…

[] Miss Me?
[] Love Me?
[] Think I’m Hot?
[] Think I’m Cute?
[] Think I’m Ok?
[] Think I’m Ugly?
[] Want To Kiss Me?
[] Want To Cuddle With Me?
[] Want To Date Me?
[] Want To Love Me?

Am I…

[] Sweet?
[] Funny?
[] Cool?
[] lovable?
[] Adorable?
[] Great To Be With?
[] Attractive?
[] Mean?

Have You Ever…

[] Thought About Hooking Up With Me?
[] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me?
[] Wished I Were There?
[] Had A Crush On Me?
[] Wanted My Number?
[] Had A Dream About Me?
[] Been Distracted By Me?
[] Thought About having Sex with Me?

Are You…

[] Happy You Know Me?
[] Thinking About Me?
[] My Friend

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