Just a couple of things that are a little too long to be posted in the 140 characters that Twitter allows. The silly bird-based website has become my outlet for a lot recently.
Eldster
You can tell you’re getting old when your film references fall flat. Being near an ill person, I held out a paper cup and said “If you’re going to spew… spew into this!” and was met by a completely blank stare.
It was at this point I realised I am at university with people who had only just stopped crapping their own nappies when Wayne’s World was out. For some reason this scares me.
The cold
I am overjoyed at getting onto my first choice of “additional module” next term – Teaching in the Outdoors. I actually get to go hiking and stuff as part of my course.
Of course, I reckoned without the fact that I’m studying in Scotland. And this will be January-February. I will, therefore, freeze my knackers off.
I may invest in thermals. And a large hip flask.
Other stuff
I’m glad to say that everything else seems to be going swimmingly:
- I just found out I get paid significantly more for my probationary year than I was expecting
- My placements for next year could be in Perth which means staying with the ‘rents – and therefore being able to waste all the spare time I won’t have on my PS2 again
- I start my first “proper” placement next week and I’m alternating between excited giggling and nervous pant-wetting
- It appears there may be a new lady in my life. Await further announcements. Early, very tentative steps and no more as yet.
One may even go so far as to say *whoop*. But I’m an old crusty so I won’t.

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Got to be one of the best film/music clips ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9umpJj3D4d8 Genius!
And if you think you feel old…
A clip so well-known that it’s still being referenced in a TV advert today!
“It appears there may be a new lady in my life” – I’m at work so only saw this bit of your post! Nice one
Thank you. Very early days, playing it by ear, see how it goes. I’m not wanting to get in too deep too quick. How many more clichés should I run off?
I’m not that old and even I know that film reference. Hmm but now I feel old again! Oh, and hope things are going well with the new lady.
Love seeing the little Danish flag when you leave a comment, Caz
If I recall your age you were likely barely out of primary school when WW came out! It was 1992 – I checked. Eek.
I love Wayne’s World. And in 1992 I was 5. Then again…I always was an odd child…
Talia – well, you’ve not changed