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D'OH! A friend of mine works in a call centre and today had a little tiff with a customer. A customer who obviously likes to throw big words around, but who doesn’t understand what they mean. This sentence she quoted me creased me up: “Right, OK. I won’t speak ‘hypothetically’ since you have [...] I picked this up from Scatmania. Make sure you read right through, slowly. The last line’s a punchline – don’t jump to it! My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she [...] …and no unbiased elections either Walking down the streets of Tehran wearing a t-shirt from a Jewish band emblazoned with the slogan “FUCK YOU WE’RE FROM ISRAEL” then trying to explain to the police that you’re wearing it because you lost a bet while you were getting drunk. [...] For sex toys only If you want to make sure your Guitar Hero batteries don’t keep wearing out, ensure your partner’s sex toys all run on AAA batteries so she doesn’t keep nicking the AAs out of your controller. [...] Simple. Comedy. Genius. Star Wars meets Snatch. Sweary Wars, basically. [...] |
If I'm in the UK, then this will be updated very regularly. If I'm elsewhere in the world, this is more likely to be correct.
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