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Check for webcams I’m no longer in Japan, having had to cut my visit short. But yesterday I was traipsing around a couple of areas of Tokyo. At one point I was in dire need of a poo, so I found a loo in one of the subway stations and squatted down. I [...] Not black Liquorice (or licorice, if you’re an Aussie) is not black but very, very dark green. You discover this the day after you’ve eaten a full bag of it and notice the water in the loo is a rather strange colour. [...] I only just found out who the fuck she is and I couldn’t really care much less aside from the following news story allows me to make a really tasteless post: TV star Jade Goody, who has been diagnosed with cervical cancer, has said she fears she may not live to see her two [...] Image via Wikipedia I did a pornshoot today. By which I mean I downloaded a load of porn and shot my wad looking at it. If that’s not a pornshoot I don’t know what is. Again, sorry for not posting a lot recently. Excessive travelling, hectic schedules and being a lazy cunt all factor into [...] We all know how tasty and satisfying a good sniff is. Or a lovely delve into the nostrils to howk out a sizeable bogey to chow down on as an aperitif. So it really annoys me that with all the starving in the world, the likes of Ronaldo (both of them), Rooney, Beckham – [...] |
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