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I got some French bread the other day (not difficult seeing as I’m in France) and left it too long so it went stale. Which is not how it should be. A French loaf should be crusty but not hard. Exactly unlike a penis which should be hard and not crunchy. Strange, that. If you’ve got the trots and can’t ever seem to wipe a piece of loo roll across your suffering starfish without it continually being smeared in brown… don’t wear light-coloured underpants. That is all. I’ve spent some time in France, now, and they do indeed show boobs in a lot of TV adverts, most often shower products. Thing is, you then go to Italy and they use them to advertise anything from eggs to car wax. Of course, I’m male so nothing can put me off boobs. Or can [...] Anyone who watches quality television will know that Betty and Wilma have been out-”foxed” by Lois Griffin from Family Guy. This is one hot animated chick who really makes Jessica Rabbit look poorly drawn. You just know she’s filthy (mainly as she openly acts it on the show). As a result, Mel and Matt bought [...] I got this message through the contacts link a while ago and have only just gotten around to doing something with it. It’s a response to Floaters from way back in January. If for no other reason than the effort that has gone into it, I felt it deserved being posted. Also, I’m a lazy [...] |
If I'm in the UK, then this will be updated very regularly. If I'm elsewhere in the world, this is more likely to be correct.
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