Where can I buy pepper spray?

This story is posted all over the joint (thanks to Andy for telling me about it) but I like Smoking Gun as they helpfully include leaked police reports 🙂

Sadly, I’m fully aware that if I were to try it over here I’d get sued and/or arrested in an instant. I’ll have to stick to threatening people with forced ejection if they don’t shut up. It seems to work, especially when the rest of the cinema joins you. And especially when the noisy sods are half my size.

Yeah. Sometimes I can see why I was bullied as a kid. The power thing does give you a buzz. I hasten to point out that I only do it when justified, though, and not for a giggle. I await the day when I do physically drag one of them kicking and screaming out of the door and hand them to security. But since as I don’t go to Cineworld or Odeon (both in Bradford) any more, I don’t seem to encounter the problem.

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