Can you believe yet another group has been given a ton of money to conduct a pointless study? This one has come to the conclusion that Goths are more likely to self-harm. Wow. Steps back in amazement.
We’re talking about kids of an emotionally vulnerable age who wear black clothing, white make-up and shuffle around staring at their feet all day. Oh, and listen to such up-beat bands as The Smiths. ****, I would slash my wrists if I listened to Morrisey all bloody day.
So, basically, someone’s been funded to tell us that people who are blatantly obviously depressed are more likely to self-harm.
When I get back I think I’ll see if I can get funding for a study. I think “clothes hung up on a washing line during the rain take longer to dry than those put into a working tumble dryer for 2 hours” is a decent start.
