OK, so I didn’t get to see the match live. OK, so we realistically played like ****. And OK, so they succeeded in bringing on dirty Argie **** Arca purely with the purpose of crocking Shearer.

But so what? Despite having no pace and being soundly shoved about in the first half, we still beat the great unwashed 4 goals to 1. At their own ground.

As records stand, no team in Football League history has gone an entire season without a single home win. One team seems to be very, very close indeed to managing that. And with a record low points-tally as well. Having come perilously near breaking a superb record 2 seasons ago of the longest run of consecutive League defeats. I will obviously be chearing Arsenal on in a week or so when they hopefully grind the mackems into paste. Then there’s the rescheduled Fulham game. Two matches to set another new record.

They really are possibly the shittest football team ever.

Bye, bye mackem scum. I’ll miss the 6 point gift each season but I won’t miss you in the slightest. Now **** off.

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Chris Parr

I saw the table last night and can’t believe they only have 12 points (I think that is right).

When you look at how many points Chelsea have they must feel like giving up and selling the stadium to some housing developer.


Chris – that’d be pointless. I’ve seen Amityville Horror and Poltergeist. I know what happens if you build houses on cursed ground.

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