Simple tip – “less is more”.
I guess I have to explain that further. Just because MySpace defaults to a full-screen pagesize (fucking stupid in its own right) does not mean you have to start shoving down every fucking meme you’ve ever done, high-res scans of your top 3000 DVDs, links to every bastard cunting video you’ve ever watched on YouTube and photos of your 2 “real” friends and 197 useless wanktards you’ve met on MySpace.
Incidentally, this goes for bands and companies who’ve opted to use MySpace as a cheap fucker’s way of having a web page. It looks like shit – you look like shit. Pay someone real money to do a proper page instead of feeding that little troll in the shipping department free beer to whack a load of shite up on MySpace and think this is acceptable.
Fuck’s sake. Wankers.