Things I wanted to put on my travel blog, but couldn’t

I’m just blogging about climing Mt Fansipan in Sapa, and it was exhausting. I’d have liked to have used the following to describe the exertion, but it’s a family-friendly blog, so I can’t. It’s a shame to waste it, so here you go:

“There was more heavy breathing than the last time I ****** a fat girl in a sauna.”

I thank you.

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Damo

As ever sir, you are a genius. A twisted genius to be sure, but still a genius.

Mosh

*blush* If you’re trying to get into my pants, you’ll find that beer works better than compliments.

Talia

Sadly, the above comment works better on me as well…it’s a sad, sad state of affairs my life!

Mosh

I’ll bear that in mine in case I catch up with you at Download 😉

Talia

Seems like I’m sharing a tent with the world and his wife at Download, lol…which may explain the rant I had in my latest blog…

Mosh

Well, if you want to bring the wife over with you, you’d be more than welcome! Will get to your blog shortly. Got a huge to-do list here and I think I’ll be on a bus to Laos tomorrow night. 24 hours. Whoop.