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Mosh

I heard. Does this mean our shirts are going to be even *lower* quality from now on?

Damo

newsflash
we’ve just been bought by the bloke who owns sportschavworld

oh my god

weenie

I’m not a huge fan of big Sam but he did do a fair job with Bolton and now they’ve qualified for Europe. Maybe Toon will have similar success next season?

weenie

Ooh, hot off the press, Stuart Pearce sacked and Paul Jewell resigned!

Maybe Sam isn’t on his way to Toon, not if he could take over Man City withouth uprooting his family?

Mosh

Jewell replaced and I think Pearce has as well now. And by the time I’m typing this, they’ve probably announced Fat Sam taking over.

Oh dear.

Damo

Allardyce confirmed.
How dare the toon take on a mackem bastard as a manager.

Mosh

I think we’ve had at least two in the past. Wasn’t Venison one?

Damo

don’t think he managed (at least full-time)
maybe it won’t be all bad, hopefully an assassin will murder fat fred.

Mosh

I fear this is the only chance we will have. **** knows we won’t win a major trophy in three years.