…3 days into a 23-day prison sentence on “medical grounds“, only they won’t say what they are. I reckon she’s been misdiagnosed as being in hunger strike, the silly bitch is so ******* skinny. Or maybe they’re trying to cover them selves as they didn’t have a cell with the bars close enough together to stop the waif slipping between them. At least we can be sure she wasn’t being sexually abused by Big Hilda. It’d be like trying to lick out a toothpick. There’d be little point in using her as a sexy toy either – she’d not even touch the sides if you shoved her in headfirst.
You have to admit, though, that house arrest doesn’t sound too bad when you live in a palace. Of course, she has another 20 days where she’s not allowed to walk outside and appear on the ******* TV for no ******* apparent reason at-*******-all.
Did they have time in the 3 days to shave all her hair off for ‘sanitation purposes’?
Darn – she could have done a Britney!
‘medical grounds’ meaning ‘psychologically challenging’ no doubt.
they should ensure this get out of jail free plan backfires by doing a psych eval on Miss Hilton. it’d be a surprise if she’s not found wanting in that department.
Either way she’ll get locked up… either back to jail if she’s stable, or in a psych ward somewhere if she ain’t.
Or am I being far too rational here?
Apparently one rumour is that she was close to a nervous breakdown because she didn’t like the prison. Well DUH. Isn’t that the whole ******* point? That people have a bad time so they don’t ******* break the law? If she didn’t want to go to jail, why did she drive while she was drunk? Stupid ******* skinny whore.