Underpant warning

If you’ve got the trots and can’t ever seem to wipe a piece of loo roll across your suffering starfish without it continually being smeared in brown… don’t wear light-coloured underpants.

That is all.

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janetyjanet

personal experience speaking there darling???

Mosh

I can’t answer that question on the grounds that people may think I don’t wipe properly.