I got some French bread the other day (not difficult seeing as I’m in France) and left it too long so it went stale. Which is not how it should be. A French loaf should be crusty but not hard. Exactly unlike a penis which should be hard and not crunchy.
Strange, that.
I do so love your little pearls of wisdom!
Any more you care to share?!
I’m full of them, but don’t want to spoil you all at once.
Interesting comparison…do they make condoms french stick size??
You’re asking the right man 😉