OK, maybe not but it did make me giggle.
Subject: (no subject)
Sender: (unknown sender)
Message:
Don’t be alarmed if your penis gets larger before your eyeshttp://www.XXXXXXXXXXX.com/
okomokom oinimreh okudo
oihcynum olfenste oitrapsa
okoyom okaattio oillakis
okvisvel oksels oifiralc
As if I’d plug their website, which I’m not ever going to visit. I don’t like viruses and spyware. Although it’d be tempting to try and crash their webserver.
You know what? I’ve not been alarmed of my penis getting larger before my very eyes since I was about 10. And that didn’t last long once I realised what I could do with it. Lightsabre battles with other kids in the school loos. Make my bedsheets bounce up and down. Oh, and *******.
Worse email advert ever. Fucktards.
Although, to be fair, male giraffes are sometimes spooked by the sight of their own erections.
So…know any single giraffes..? 😉
I do, but I’ve got my eye on her. Know anyone with some good chat-up lines and a cheap stepladder?
Oy Toon – hands off our manager!
JJ – I refer you to this… You are Pompey, yes? Sorry if I’m wrong…