Turns out, or I think anyway, that I have a leak behind the toilet which is a bad thing. When the cistern’s full, there’s a near constant “taptaptaptap” sound. I can’t see any sign of damp which means if it is a leak, it’s behind the wall or under the tiled floor. That’s going to be a job and a half to check. It’s times like this I’m glad I rent…
The upside? I figured out how the odd ballcock-substitute system works so I can stop it refilling while not having to turn the stopcock off all the time. Yes, those are nail clippers jammed into the workings. Yank them out, it fills and I can immediately flush then pop them back in again.