Meme: 70 Questions

Because why not?

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Better than I used to, thankfully. Yes.

02: Who did you last say “I love you” too? My littlest

03: Do you regret anything? Yes.

04: Are you insecure? Depends, but generally no. Only when it’s something important (frustratingly)

05: What is your relationship status? Alone and probably best left that way

06: Would you ever date a work colleague: Yes

07: What did you last eat? The icing off an empire biscuit that my youngest didn’t want

08: Played any sports? Not professionally

09: Do you bite your nails? Not any more

10: When was your last physical fight? Outside of a Krav class, I honestly don’t think I’ve ever been in one

11: Do you like someone? Yes. Several someones, if I’m honest, but I’m highly unlikely to do anything about it.

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? If not then close to it.

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? Yes. I really hold grudges.

14: Do you miss someone? Yes

15: Have any pets? No

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? Tired, fairly relaxed, a bit hungry and loved (littlest is on my lap needing cuddles)

17: Ever made out in the bathroom? Yes

18: Are you scared of spiders? Not scared as such. They give me the creeps but I’ll always leave them be, given the choice.

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? Yes, so many people I miss who I’d like to talk to again. Also if I could talk to some celebrities then I’d do it.

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? On the lips.

21: What are your plans for this weekend? Don’t know yet

22: Is family important? Yes

23: Do you have piercings? No

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? Computing / IT

25: Do you miss anyone from your past? Yes

26: What are you craving right now? Nothing

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? Yes

28: Have you ever been cheated on? Yes

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Yes

30: What’s irritating you right now? Nothing

31: Does somebody love you? Yes

32: What is your favourite colour? Don’t have one

33: Do you have trust issues? Yes

34: Who/what was your last dream about? Can’t remember

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? Two people at Bloodstock – they may know who they are

36: Do you give out second chances too easily? Yes

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? Forgive

38: Is this year the best year of your life? Hell, no

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 16 or 17. I think 17.

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? Yes

51: Favourite food? Too many to pick from but I do frequently fall back on beans on toast

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? No. Not beyond the laws of physics anyway.

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? Brushed teeth

54: Is cheating ever okay? Yes, if it helps you realise that you’re not where you should be.

55: Are you mean? No, unless provoked.

56: How many people have you fist fought? Loads in Krav class, none in real life

57: Do you believe in true love? Yes

58: Favourite weather? Cold, frosty even, with clear skies. Or warm with the same. Basically, no rain or wind.

59: Do you like the snow? Looks nice, bugger when it comes to driving.

60: Do you want to get married? Not again, no

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? I don’t mind it, but I’d not say it’s cute.

62: What makes you happy? Being on my own to get on with the million things I want to do – gaming, reading, watching films, learning new skills…

63: Would you change your name? No

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? No

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Nothing. I wouldn’t notice. I am absolutely crap at reading signals.

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? Yes

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? My youngest.

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? Gillian

69: Do you believe in soulmates? I don’t believe in the soul, so no.

70: Is there anyone you would die for? Yes. All three of my kids. Kill, die or go to jail for.

Kind of in the spirit

Here’s today’s t-shirt, courtesy of Icelandic behemoths Skálmöld. While I may be atheist and very much a grump at this time of year, I think this shirt conveys the same kind of message. While a large portion of the world celebrates the nominated birth date of someone who apparently got nailed to a chunk of wood for suggesting that being nice to each other maybe would be worth a shot, the backprint of this t-shirt sums up the same message.

We’re all born equal. It’s individuals who choose to be arseholes. Don’t be an arsehole, instead help the world be a nicer place. And if anyone wants to try and nail me to something for saying so, then they’re welcome to try.