Just a quickie, courtesy of a link from Scaryduck‘s blog. It’s a thread from a bulletin board all about being caught *******. And it’s abso-*******-lutely hilarious.
Anyway, the discussion thread is closed but I have a doozy they could have added to it.
A friend of mine was in hospital around the end of last year with heart problems. He was in the coronary ward at Leeds GI, separated from home and girlfriend for about a week by this stage.
Late one night, he wakes up, cock like a bike stand stopping him from rolling over. Well, it’s late and there are no lights on. Grabs some tissues and proceeds to polish his Herman Gelmet.
Thing is, he’s on a heart monitor and the watch nurse saw his pulse begin to get fairly eratic and came bounding in at *just* the wrong moment (as if there was a right one).
Very much a (white of) egg on face incident. The best bit was, it’s his girlfriend who told me about this. She also told her mum, his mum and everyone we hang around with.
He’s a Bradford City fan, so I bought him a cuddly bantam as a get-well present – so he could choke that chicken instead.
When you say egg on face, whose face was it on?