What happened to the Swiss being a nation of cuckoo-clock-making neutrality? Urs Meier is about as biased towards Portugal as Uriah Rennie is against Alan Shearer.
Yellow cards being brandished to English players while identical Portuguese challenges are waved off. Rooney penalised for losing his shoe. A perfectly legal goal ruled out (after being given by a linesman) when the only foul appeared to be on Terry by Campbell.
We haven’t even lost yet. I’m writing this as we go into extra time. But Urs Meier… kiss my ******* arse, you biased Swiss bastard. **** off home and stick to making chocolate.
