Bugger
I just realised I left all the stuff I’d written on Friday on my laptop. Which is locked in a secure cabinet at work. Apologies in advance for the fact that everything on Monday will now likely seem out of date.
Confused Icelander
As well as managing to convince herself that she can sing (how? She’s ******* awful), short-arsed pop-annoyance Björk has also redesigned the animal kingdom. On an interview on 5-Live this morning she was asked about her sporting history at school. She admitted to doing swimming, but wasn’t very quick. More the relaxed paddler than the competition sprinter. Or in her words:
"I’m more of a turtle than a rabbit"
OK, Aesop’s Fables apart has anyone actually tried dropping a rabbit and a turtle into the sea? I’m prepared to bet that the rabbit can’t actually keep pace with the turtle, unless it’s downwards. Of course, likening this to tying bricks to Björk and dropping her off a boat isn’t that bad a way to start the day.
Good Frisking riddance
Anders Frisk, self-styled prima-donna masquerading as a very poor football referee, has retired with immediate effect after threats to him and his family. This followed the recent Barca / Chelsea game where – as usual – he was ******* *****.
It also follows the AS Roma (cheating, diving, Italian *******) v Dynamo Kiev match where he was hit on the head with something and abandoned the game rather than let the 4th official take over. He claimed they couldn’t guarantee the safety of the officials, unable to figure out it was just him that everyone ******* hates, the ****. Think about it – there are another three officials within much easier range than a referee and they weren’t pelted.
Then there was "that" game where he rule dout an England goal in the dying seconds of extra time.
Add to that the fact that he’s basically just a ******* drag queen who wants to be the centre of attention and he’s best off retiring behind the counter of a make-up shop. I do not, however, condone threats to his family. It’s not their fault he’s such a ****.
Finally…
Another letter from WAGN this morning saying all the train cockups weren’t their fault. The blame is with Network Rail who’ve said that it’s all their fault but they can’t explain why.
I don’t care. I got £15 in vouchers, just in time to buy aonther 2 tickets I have booked. About bloody time.
Frisk may be a tosser, but that sure doesn’t warrant having your family threatened by King’s Road arseholes.
hi mosh, fellow geordie reporting in.
i have cable, so will be watching the match this after, whilst ironing of course.
i like bjork, she said today in the guardian that she doesnt wear jeans and t-shirts as it shows american imperialism and i guess she’d look like a rabbit drowning when shes swims as well.
you complain almost as much as me, which is good, i have a couple of complaints in the pipeline that i will blog about when complete. 🙂
Minnow – damn you. Another blog I have to read now that I’ve blogrolled it. Grr.
(how’s that for another whinge? 😉 )
And who needs Anders Frisk? We’ve enough dodgy UK refs for us to make it into the FA Cup semi!
So, you don’t like Mr Frisk then, eh?
To be honest, he is a ***** ref, but you were only alerted to his shiteness after that one (correct) decision.
Once again, the misconceptions of football commentators and the tabloid media down there managed to twist the truth around simply to feed the bloodlust of the baying masses, desperate for someone to blame.
Now Chelski fans have pushed him too far.
I blame the tabloid media, who don’t have the conscience to make informed decisions, as they get in the way of sales.
And I blame Maggie Thatcher. Just ‘cos I can.
SP – Absolutely agree on the bit about threatening his family. They had nothing to do with it. Actually, threatening his life is kinda pushing it. But he’s like Rennie – more interested in making the headlines himself instead of just running a game more or less unnoticed – the sign of a *good* ref.
MBtB – I know his decision against England was correct. But since when did the “rightness” of a decision stop a football fan shouting about it? 🙂