Your Daily Mail Horoscope

Daily 'hate' Mail parody 02
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Aries: Today you will feel angst that someone on benefits is getting more money than you, despite the fact that you deserve it and they don’t. Also, news will reach you that someone not even born in this country is claiming money from the government that comes from your taxes. This will make your blood boil. In health, there will be a revelation that something you eat, drink, wear, breathe or do is now a cancer risk.

Libra: see Aries.

Gemini: see Aries.

Sagittarius: see Aries.

Pisces: see Aries.

Taurus: see Aries.

Cancer: see Aries.

Leo: see Aries.

Virgo: see Aries.

Scorpio: see Aries.

Capricorn: see Aries.

Aquarius: see Aries.

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