This about sums up the attitude of nightclubs in the UK and partly explains why I fucking hate the places. It’s a step up from the usual “no jeans, no football shirts, no trainers… unless you’re a fit woman” bullshit that has never made any sense to me.
Yes, folks. It’s OK to wear a football shirt to a nightclub… as long as you’re rich as fuck and own the club. Because rich people are better than you. Doesn’t it just suck to be an ordinary poor person?