Neighbours. Grr.

If they’re not leaving your driveway gates wide open when their car’s safely not stored there, they’re parking in said driveway so you can’t get your car inside.

And if it ain’t that, it’s leaving their bedroom windows wide open while they swap partners with two of their friends, one of whom is a screamer. I could hear every *slap*…

Full details of their address and so forth are available on request. Sorry, but the selfish, lazy ******* have pissed me off one too many times. Happy to help humiliate them now. I’ve had enough.

Well, it’s either that or I’m going to punch the lazy *****.

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Chris Parr

“What’s that Lydia??? Oh he’s only talking about Jackie Chan videos”

– Translated: “Oooh, I’m happily married, don’t need any of that” 😉

Lyle

All those extra U’s (neighbour, colour, etc.) makes me wonder – does it really make a difference? Like, when someone says the word neighbor, can you tell by the way he said it if it’s spelled with a U or not?

By the way, I’m not American so don’t hate me.

Mosh

And a copy of the videos, I assume?

Mosh

Chris, I like the way your mind works… 10% do you?

Mosh

Does that mean you want to come over here and watch them?

Chris Parr

Dude! Great chance to get some material for a voyour website and make a fortune.

Get a DV camera and a paypal account and you’ll make a mint 😉

Chris Parr

He He.

Chris Parr

Heck, I’m a mate. I’ll take 5%

Mosh

No worries, Lyle. I don’t discriminate. I hate everyone 🙂 My problem with the Americans (and I have American friends, so I’m just being a whinging bastard) is the fact that everything’s been spelt like that for a hell of a long time. Then they just decide to be lazy by spelling things wrong.

If we’re going to change spellings, why not go the whole hog and just go phonetic?

Yoo no. Spel stuf with thu leest numba ov leturs like too menee ov our kidz do alreddy.

Melody

Sometimes I wander if its worth speaking at all.

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