Operation Magpie

Newcastle city centre today underwent a simulated “terror alert“, being the first British city outside of London to undertake such a thing. The official reason, though unannounced, is in case a sudden gale appears and blows some of the smog from Middlesbrough too far north and we have to deal with its effects.

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Sharon

As if it will get that far… it would get stuck over Scumderland and suffocate all the Machems!

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