OK, bored in the office and the mind started to tick again. Disclaimer: only for those with a sense of humour. If you don’t find them funny then tough as I don’t care…
- “Vehicle Reversing” Beeper for Fat People – Ideal for that guy in the office who can’t get out of the kitchen with his coffee without backing into people
- Highly Conductive Coffee Mug – Watch those fingers blister!
- Fake Sweetex – It’s really cocaine. Imagine the hilarity during random office drug-tests!
- Super-Sensitive Steering Lock – Secure, though sometimes comes on when vehicle exceeds 50mph
- “I Brake For Paedophiles” Car Sticker – See how quickly they get run out of town!
- “I Voted Blair In” Car Sticker – See above
- “Cut Along Dotted Line” Neck Tattoo – You never know, someone might get the hint
- Long Weekend in Basra – Enjoy the local cuisine, nightlife and American hospitality!
- Domestos Deoderant – For when Lynx just can’t kill those odour-creating bacteria in your crusty armpits!
- Vasectomy / Hysterectomy – Remove them from the gene pool!
- A Pet Tapeworm – Easy and cheap to feed!
