My dirty mind

I’m losing it. Not losing the dirty mind – losing the rest of my mind cos of the dirty bit. I’m at work, doing some checking of problems with a customer’s database. I won’t go into the boring details, but it involves a purchase order. So I get a copy of the data and check said PO. It’s from an engineering department for various parts:

flanged bushes

self lube inserts

90 deg s/s nipples

oilite bush

I just see:

flanged bush

lube

insert

nipples

oily bush

And my work colleagues are wondering why I’m in tears of laughter at a purchase order.

I fear I may need professional help.