OK, this is going to come across nasty but it isn’t. You know when you drive past someone and see their car? You can’t help but get some kind of preconception about them. It’s subconscious stereotyping. There are some that are more common than others, and here’s some I’ve driven past in the last few days.
I’ll start with the women, because I confess that I do have a glance at more female drivers than male.
Fiat Punto, Fiesta or other small car – office worker if you’re smartly dressed, or a student if you’re wearing a scarf. Probably a giggle. If the car’s full of other lasses you’re on the way to a party which I’m not invited to.
Any kind of 4×4 or people carrier – married, kids, probably wear green wellies.
Convertible – kept woman, doesn’t have to work for a living, sucks cock for money. If it’s a Porsche you’re driving then you probably swallow as well.
Transit van, flatbed, 18-wheeler – undergoing or recent sex-change patient.
Police car – independent, getting by in a man’s world, knows what to do with handcuffs, a truncheon and a big tube of KY.
