Japanese kids can be called Buttocks or Prostitute, apparently. Or one of umpteen other names, though it seems they’ve revoked Cancer, Rape and Excrement as options.
Hmmm… Excrement Smith. Buttocks Robinson. Vagina-Leigh Wilson.
Actually, it reminds me of an old episode of The Young Ones:
RICK: [fakes laughter] Ha ha ha! No, I was wondering if you’d thought of a name… [Rick points to himself] for your baby yet.
VYVYAN: Shut up or piss off!
RICK: [angered at his rejection] Oh, that’s very nice…
VYVYAN: No, no, those are two names I’m considering. I mean, they’ll be very handy in later life, you know, for getting into fights and things.
As an aside, I’m 82.5% kinky
*mouth drops* i only got 62.5…how the hell did you get that :p no actually me no wanna know tehe 🙂
at 62% it seems i have some work to do… im sure u will help me increase my score in september 😉
Scrap that..”A Lady should be Modest” and if nothing else, I certainly am a lady hehe 😀
Sorry Andy – I did a search on Google and that guy’s site came top. Has all the scripts and everything!
You didn’t even link to my Young Ones Comedy website at http://www.michael.phatcatz.net/awtv/Comedy
How dare you ?!