Can’t stay on long as I’m on a hotel dialup. A little expensive, but a few things to add. In case he reads this, thanks to Adam and Lorraine for the bed last night. Your company and crash space much appreciated! Oh, and that cat that wanders in once in a while is so cute!
Now, Paula Radcliffe. Poor lass. It’s obvious how upset she is, but she’s a damn good athlete. She’ll be back and I’m pretty damn sure she’ll get a hell of a welcome back to the country. **** happens to the best of us and she’s proven in the past she’s among the best by a long margin.
As I mentioned, I’m in a hotel – the Craighaar in Aberdeen. It’s quite a nice place and I had quite a nice meal tonight. I was sorting out car times with the people I’m working with after dinner, and there was a rather large American behind us chatting (loudly, as they usually do) on the public telephone. Partway through our conversation he just let rip with the loudest, ripest, juiciest fart you ever heard. It made the wallpaper slide off the walls. Abso-*******-lutely disgusting. And he just acted like he’d not done anything. Well done, sir. A fine example of your nation’s touring class.
Finally, it seems that all good things must come to an end. I got a text message from my housemate earlier. The noisy neighbours apparently had a doozy of a fight last night, and this morning the house is up for sale. I’ll miss the screams of sexual ecstasy, the yells of not-quite-marital disagreement and the tons of ******* cars blocking my driveway. Actually, not the last bit. I’ll certainly miss the entertainment, but it’ll be nice not to have to get some selfish bastard to shift their car so I can access my own ******* house.
Got to go – coursework to do!
Aw, they are moving.
You could piss them off by putting in an offer 2 grand above the asking price, and then 3 weeks later withdraw the offer and see how much it wound them up. Then again it would draw out the process of getting shot of them.
Anyway, I’m sure you will be able to come up with some suitable leaving momento for them to remember you by 🙂
Elly – vague memories of those… remind me of the specifics
Chris – tempting… tempting… 🙂
i’ll miss the entertainment too actually… it was always good when u rang me up and we listened in to the nights activities but alas all **** things must come to an end…
Still no comments on the Newcastle – Spurs match yet
those novelty number plates i found for you… ooo ooo ooo go on go on i dare ya!!!!
What match was that, Chris…?
*whistles innocently*
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