I’m going to get slated for this post, but sod the lot of you. I’m a small-minded bigot with a sense of humour. I’ve learned to deal with it, you might as well.
I was walking back from the footie near Heworth Metro station yesterday. There’s a house I spotted with a disabled badge in the window – a big yellow plastic one, with a strip light attached. Next to it a large sign with “Disabled Parking Only. Permit Required” or somesuch. The parking for these houses is on the street.
Two thoughts occured to me – either “students nicking signs” or “disabled person lives there”. I looked over my shoulder at the car parked in front of the property. The back was filled with Sunderland scarves, badges, stickers…
Disabled. Mentally. I was right.
& how’s yer pussy?
a) and d) I’m already thinking of, but bearing in mind it’s not *my* cat, I can’t just go ahead and get it done.
b) she’s flealess. I have checked
c) She’s been fine the last couple of days, so I think it was just a minor upset. Also, I did look (yuk) and there was no evidence at the time. Trust me, I’ve seen wormy poop before and it isn’t pleasant!
Still not 100% certain of the gender. I’m assuming female as there are no obvious dangly bits, but it could be a “done” male. Doubt they’d have thought of it though.
I’m stuck in the situation where I need to go and ask them if I can just look after her/it, but she/it still goes running up to them when they come home, despite being completely ignored. Poor thing.
My pussy is fine, thank you for asking. But contrary to what one woman once told me, it does bite so I’m sometimes afraid to put my fingers near it.
So tell us something new 😉
very wise – they can be vicious when provoked…
and on a sadly less smutty & more serious vein (fnarr, sorry, couldn’t help it, bin one of those days) – as a cat owning girly who can’t resist doling out advice, if you haven’t already, you might want to think about
a) injections to protect he/she/it against nasty cat related horrible diseasyness
b) flea treatment
c) worming tablets (often a cause of cat squirtiness)
d) nad chopping / womb removing to curb future unwanted cute kitties
darn this practical mind!
you’re a good man young Mosh – you’ll get your reward in cat heaven where the clouds run with milk, there’s tuna in every tin and – well, you get the idea anyway!