OK, well, not admit as such. But near as dammit. I vaguely overheard a comment on the radio news this morning. Apparently that **** who kidnaps people off the streets in Iraq and holds them to “ransom” then beheads them issued a warning to someone today. I think it’s one of the guys in the new temporary government or whatever.
Anyways, he was warning him about being the subject of assassination attempts, about the fact that he’s not safe walking the streets and – the best bit – that he “had so far been lucky to escape many well-planned ambushes”.
OK, call me picky… but if they were so ******* well-planned, how come he’s escaped so many of them? Doesn’t that make them really badly planned? The only example they gave was a car bomb outside his house – which went off when he was out.
Well, I can’t remember the name of this particular odorous streak of rancid **** but my message to him is to just give up. If he’s only capable of kidnapping defenseless civilians and prodding them with sticks, he’s about the most cowardly, pathetic, stupid, arrogant **** I’ve ever heard of. Frankly, he makes the IRA look almost disciplined and that is some achievement.
If you’ve not got the bollocks to confront your enemy head on, roll your sleeves up and wade in with your fists flying, then piss the **** off. It amazes me how other people are actually even more stupid as they martyr themselves because he says so. Have none of them paused to think for one second that if the afterlife is so ******* wonderful, how come he isn’t the one strapping a semtex waistcoat to himself?
*******. And then some. I’ve always wanted to issue a challenge to ***** like that. You. Me. A room. No weapons. Winner takes all. I know I’m soft as ****. I know I’m crap in fights. But somehow I just have the feeling I’d still be able to beat them because I don’t rely on other people to fight my fights for me. Chickenshit ********.
Aww Mosh go on stop sitting on the fence and tell us what you really mean!
No seriously I agree with you and if you need anyone to hold your coat whilst you are in the room with them, I’m your woman!
Hmmm good point, will you not be wearing pants then?
Hold my coat? If I gave you my coat, how would I smuggle in a machete?
If you think I’m shoving a bloody big knife anywhere down my trousers, near my wedding tackle, you’re sadly mistaken.
I’m not trying to get out of you holding my coat, by the way. The offer is appreciated. It’s just impractical.
Is this the same terrorists that yesterday managed to kidnap three family members of interim Iraqi PM Iyad Illawi?
Pfft, incompotent *****.
My thoughts exactly when I heard the same piece this mornign.
Good luck against Chelski tonight — hope you don’t have to leave early again!
No idea. They all look the same to me. Seeing as they all cover their faces in the videos, not because their skin is a different colour before anyone starts yelling “racist”.
Of course. I’m planning on fighting him, not buggering him to death.
Regretably, I don’t have a ticket for tonight. This year, I’ve had to cut down on matches (got a season ticket though) for money reasons. In that I don’t have any.
In addition, I’ve got 8 months’ of project work due in on Tuesday next week and I think I should start it sometime.
So hide the machete down your pants, problem solved and I get to hold the coat.