Well, ok, the best one I’ve seen on the BBC News site: Penis is a competitive beast. I actually came across it (pardon the pun) by accident. I followed a link from another story that caught my attention on the front page: Op can boost size of micro-penis.
So the nob of the penis is designed to scoop out previous partner’s spangle, is it? Well, what do you know. How soon after sex were women moving on to the next guy back in those days? Hark at me – in those days. I’ve walked through the Bigg Market on a Saturday. The slappers there don’t wait until they get home…
Reminds me of an old joke. Stop me if you’ve heard it. Or skip to the next post: Three scientists in a room, arguing over the purpose of the nob on the end of a penis. The French guy states that it’s to increase pleasure for the woman. The German insists it’s to increase pleasure for the man. The English guy says it’s to stop your hand slipping off the end when you’re having a ****.
And after all that, it’s really to scoop ladlefuls of hot, stringy cum from a slapper’s ****. Well, who’d have guessed.
*gets slap back*
*realises he also likes it*
*descends into an orgy of pvc related sado-masochistic fun & frolics*
(and all before breakfast too)
*slaps anni*
*realises she likes it*
*demands the slap back*
And I salute you for the correct spelling of “cum”
I thank you all. I try my best.
Nob on the end of a penis? Isn’t that a man?
What better time? All good exercise, low fat and a helluva a ay to wake up.
Hang on. How come whenever JJ gets involved, it gets all pervy? And am I actually complaining about that?
Yeeeeees, Mr “it’s really to scoop ladlefuls of hot, stringy cum from a slapper’s ****” –
wouldn’t want to lower the tone with any perviness now would we – certainly not!!!
pshaw!
you sick sick boy :p
*gets slap back*
*realises he also likes it*
*descends into an orgy of pvc related sado-masochistic fun & frolics*
(and all before breakfast too)
*slaps anni*
*realises she likes it*
*demands the slap back*
And I salute you for the correct spelling of “cum”
I thank you all. I try my best.
Nob on the end of a penis? Isn’t that a man?
What better time? All good exercise, low fat and a helluva a ay to wake up.
Hang on. How come whenever JJ gets involved, it gets all pervy? And am I actually complaining about that?
Yeeeeees, Mr “it’s really to scoop ladlefuls of hot, stringy cum from a slapper’s ****” –
wouldn’t want to lower the tone with any perviness now would we – certainly not!!!
pshaw!
you sick sick boy :p