I’ve got a few posts to bang up here after being away for a long weekend. I’ll start with a short email that Joe got from a mate after Liverpool got kicked out of the cup by Burnley:
"I’m going to the Tsunami concert on Saturday so I can’t make the Cardiff – Burnley game.
Are you interested in my spare ticket?
They’re obviously a massive club, Burnley…"
Her response: "Bastard"
Now, watch us get turfed out by Coventry at the weekend…
The rest of the weekend posts are below this one, in chronological (if backdated) order.

Hehe – well, at least you made the final in the other cup. At least *you* have a chance at Europe next season…
Ah, wait. Chelsea in the final. Maybe not. No offense, but I don’t fancy your chances against that lot!
If I were her I would have ensured his testicles were removed and fed to him with his chips.
But then again, we did suck that game…. *coughs*
Did i just say that?!?!