I don’t know how many of you caught this on Channel 5 the other night, but I urge you to watch it next week. It’s Jackass meets David Attenbrough and it’s superb.
The two episodes shown on Wednesday night included the great white shark (and diving into the sea next to one), lions (walking past them wearing a zebra costume), baboons (masturbating alongside one to make him feel comfortable), giraffes (french kissing one), scorpions (being stung repeatedly by one), nile crocodiles (taking the piss out of one), ostriches (chasing and racing them), kudu (spitting their poop out of Steve-O’s mouth) and quite a few more.
As a bonus they included the two now-classic lines:
"That proves that scorpions hate men in leotards."
and
"I now have scientific proof that giraffes are great kissers."

LOL @ Janet – I agree completely.
Must be a boy thing.
Looks, it’s educational *and* it has Party Guy comparing his not to a Baboon’s – and that’s only in the first episode. How can it *not* be classic television?!
sorry must have missed it & to be honest, your write up does not fill me with the urge to make the effort this week – it’ll only encourage them to make more & there’s quite enough bollocks tv out there already thanks very much!
There’s 2 series so far (only 7/8 episodes each) and a third on the way. Wahoo!
yup anni – definitely a boy thing!