If a pig goes on and on and on at you, eventually convincing you to shoot a farmer in the head, is it inc-oink-ment to murder?
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*passes coat*
Anyone SFG, I’m easy!
Bitch.
Comedy gold
Findo are you sure that’s the drivers you are describing and not a certain someone else?
Forgot you were a Geordie.
*kicks Mosh out into the cold in just his shirt sleeves*
I have lots of lorries…. They are not particularly **** like… the drivers on the other hand…….
Big daft tattooed *****…..
indicates agreement with the initial question.
Jaysus that’s bad.
In other news, I’ve now joined the ranks of long-distance road communters. And I have this to say about my fellow road users: GET YOUR ******* LORRY OUT OF MY ******* WAY!
I am sure you share my sentiments there.
kyak fnaarrr poot
Lorries. They’re like ***** but with different letters in their name. You know just swap the l for a c, the o for a u, drop the rries and put unts at the end.
Mmm, big, daft, tattoos…………… heaven!
ps.
Q. why did the cornet player have to go to the dentist?
A. because he had toot-ache
invented that one all by meself at the tender age of 6 – does it show?|!
That’s the problem, Sharon, I don’t have the time. I haven’t even unpacked all my craft stuff yet.
You’re a hard man, you can take it!