Most who know me will now be saying "what?!"
So I’ll repeat it – BAN KFC.
OK, so don’t ban it as such, but boycott it. For as long as those stupid ******* adverts – in particular the one with the ugly woman with the deformed voice screaching "Wwowoooooaaaahhwowowoooowowoowoaoaaahhhawwwowoow… no".
Until those adverts are removed from the telly, I’m not buying KFC again. Hand on heart. I’d write and tell them, but the KFC web site only has a phone number for the head office, not an address. Actually, I may call them tomorrow.
This must end!
“made of deformed mass processed chickens grown on steroids then minced”
JJ – you’re either trying to make me hungry or turning me on. Both are working. We don’t get apple pies at KFC over here – oknly at McD’s.
Awwww come on!
A don’t know what it is about that advert but I like it!
If I’d know, those kfc mini fillet burgers were only 99p.
I’d have asked you to get me one
Sandra can I have a bite?
Wwowoooooaaaahhwowowoooowowoowoaoaaahhhawwwowoow… no.
Classic
🙂
Blimey Mosh, what else are you going to eat? According to Anni you like nothing else. I know, when I see you I’ll sort out a cheese sandwich for you.
Damn straight. I told you, didn’t I tell you? I told you.
******* whale’s vagina for a mouth. I told you. They must all die.
glad to help!
but – “over here”
are you talking about the difference between residing north / south of the M4?
p.s. no hot apple pies in Kentucky any more – whoops, just goes to show how long it is since I ate fast food!!
pps. except pizza – pizza is the food of the gods and very healthy too (mostly) so does not count
ppps. really…
HA! Either they don’t show that one over here or I’ve gotten lucky and haven’t seen it. Funny because I was planning to going there tomorrow to get their $1 chicken sandwich!! mmmmm.
Hmmm… fourteen comments about an Unlucky Fried Kitten advert. Turn the ******* TV off and eat a cucumber.
How can you buy food from there anyway – it’s vile & made of deformed mass processed chickens grown on steroids then minced – not my idea of tasty food!!
mmm, could go for one of their mouth burningly good apple pies right about now though…
I want *proof* that you’re not buying from KFC again. I want 24-7 surveillance to prove it, otherwise I’ll never believe a word you say.
I’ve got to get the damned McDonalds ‘Ba-da-ba-ba-da’ crap off the TV here.
It’s driven me to drink, and drink some more, and hurl TV’s out of windows.
JJ – I’ve been eating in KFC’s since… ooooh… since my first expense account. I’ve never seen an applie pie there, ever. As for being over the M4 then yes – that pretty much classes as foreign to me!
Anni – KFC at motorway services take plastic, yes.
Just good luck Mosh, but I think they’ll just assume you want to sue them over it and just change a clause on the advert to cover their arses lol
KFC take cards? You pay for your food at KFC with a credit card? Or actually you *used* to pay for your food at KFC with a credit card?
That is priceless.
Mosh, I’d like to join you in boycotting KFC because of this heinous advert.*
Christ that woman has the biggest mooth in the world….had on, I can think of something that would fit just nice and snug….Saturn..!
Any plans for any sit-down protests? I’m sitting down right now, so we’re halfway there..
*easy for me, the nearest KFC is a hundred miles away!
ps. in case you hadn’t guessed, am STILL ill & off work & increasingly grumpy at the complete **** they show on telly during the day – jebus, it’s such mindless drek.
Still, I’m catching up a little on my book backlog so not all bad news.
Ring them now, and then write… they will know how much you spend as you use cards to pay, so they might actually listen! Then again, probably not… can’t say I’ll miss the food 🙂
You do realise that you will put them out of business?
Da Goldfish said “fourteen comments about an Unlucky Fried Kitten advert. Turn the ******* TV off and eat a cucumber”
That’s quite right Mr or Mrs Goldfish…but I heard KFC are going to start selling fried goldfish…so beware. KFG!!!
Incidentally…there’s a very funny English pop band called Unlucky Fried Kitten (saw them on youtube) Do you think that KFC will be sueing them for the name?