I was listening to the radio on the drive home and heard another of those bloody pointless studies being discussed. As usual, I can’t find it anywhere on the BBC News page, but will link to it when it finally appears. Basically, for reasons known best to themselves, Hewlett Packard have spent a small fortune wiring people up to brain scanners to work out what material possessions have the same affect as a smile.
Why?! What the hell has this got to do with a company that make printers and low-quality, overpriced desktop PCs?
Anyway, apparently a smile (dependant on who it’s from) is worth £16,000 or 2000 chocolate bars. This highlights how stupid people are. Why only 2000 choccie bars? You could buy a hell of a lot more than that for £16,000.
Also, apparently having Robbie Williams smile at you is worth more than anyone else. I can’t believe that. Smug bastard. Unless it’s him smiling at you, not knowing that you’ve spent the £16,000 on paying someone to drop a steel container with 2000 chocolate bars on his ******* head.
I’d like to know how much Kate Winslet’s smile is worth. Especially if she’s got my cum dribbling from her mouth. I know some websites that’s give you a fuckload more than a pilfering 16 grand for a picture of it.
Cos she’s ******* fit, basically. Come on, I used to fancy the lass who played Marmalade Atkins. I’m weird, me.
Gerard Butler is:
Dracula in Dracula 2000
Creedy in Reign of Fire,
Terry (Lara Croft’s bad love interest) in Tomb Raider 2
The Phantom of the Opera in the recent film
and totally lush…
How can you want to share your cum with a woman from Reading? That’s just perverted.
I can say I’ve seen Reign of Fire out of that lot and I still don’t know who he is!
Welcome, Chick š
I’d cry if Robbie Williams so much as glanced at me… and then I’d run away until he’d gone…
Now, if Gerard Butler smiled at me…. that would be worth much more than ĆĀ£16k
I’d shag Robbie Williams even if he didn’t smile (which of course he would, grin from ear to ear, of course he would, of course he would).
LMAO… I was going to make comment on the type of fight you would mention, I could have bet on the above!
Did the film the other night give you ideas?
Make it naked and in a big paddling pool full of chocolate sauce and I’ll watch.
Might have to fight you for this one Sharon. As a Stoke Boy, I feel I have some sort of superior claim to his body. Soz.
Sorry Mosh, the only cum heading Kate’s way is mine. I’ve been saving it all up in a big bucket.
Well you’d have to wait till after I’d finished with him Anni, and I’m not sure he’d be up to much when I’m done š And boy, would have have a smile on his face!
whooooo?
You really sure you want to fight me babe? š