Literally. I mentioned this in a comment recently and it’s worth hunting out. It’s called Guess-The-Google and it’s fun! My current high score is 325 – feel free to pop yours in the comments.
Check out the rest of the guy’s site, including the program it’s based on. Very smart stuff – simple yet effective.
Rooney puts in another strong challenge
It seems Mr Rooney has gone into someone and caused them damage again. At least this time he may get more than a flipping yellow card.
I thought I hated him before. Now I find out he drives a BMW X5 as well. So he’s an even bigger obnoxious **** than even I figured.
Not exactly Glazer…
I was heading back from Liverpool last weekend when I overtook a knackered old Cortina. It had an array of ManUre stickers in the back window. You know the type – plastic shirts with the name and number of the players, stuck on with a little rubber sucker.
Thing is, this cheapskate bastard had “updated” some of them. He’d obviously bought them years ago and the squad had changed. So with some incredibly unsubtle work involving masking tape and a black marker, the number 1 shirt now read “Howard” and the number 7 “Ronaldo”.
****’s sake. These things only cost pennies! Mind you, it’s a typical ManUre ****. Forget the old squad – they’re only interested in the people doing the business now. So he’s even got that wrong, putting a Tim Howard sticker up…
In a phrase, “Where were you when you were ****?”
Answer? “We were ****? When? We’ve always been great. Since football began. 10 years ago.”
(Apologies to Mr Parrot, who’s a canny lad – except for his choice of team)
No new Wembley
While the FA harp on about Wembley being ready on time, their builders disagree. Mind you, with a woman as spokesperson it raises doubt in my mind, too. Them lot can’t even put a bloody shelf up straight.

Gah!! It’s addictive, this guess the google stuff!!
Mind I’ve only gotten a score of 28 so far, but I’ve only been trying for 5 minutes.
Damn you, mosh.
And how’d you get the neat rocker hand finger pointy thing on the comments??
*slaps Mosh about the head*
I can put up shelves straight, and I can do it quicker than a bloke who takes 6 months to whinge about it!
And yeah, that google thing is addictive!
I got 133 on the google game….some of those are tough!!
I think the problem with some of the GtG ones is they’re too *easy*! Or at least too obvious. Fun, though.
Babs – right click on the page, “View Source” and have a squiz for the links. It’s surprisingly easy!
Anni – if you’re that damn good, come and install my loft ladder!
Easy peasy lemon squeezy mate! Next time I’m up there!
mine too please – plus if you could also alter the hatch so it swings downwards instead of resting on the top and install some additional insulation & loft boarding, that would be marvellous.
ps. I’ll provide cups of tea & promise not to look at your builders bum
My top on GtG so far is 225, so I am closing in.
I still roo1 yr a$$ at GtG!
JyJ – I don’t drink tea! Now, make that wine, and we can forget about the loft and just get pissed!
I knew you’d flipping skive off, Anni!
Apology accepted. I’m not easily offended. Comes of years of supporting ManU!