Once in a lifetime

An amazing thing happened today. One of those near once-in-a-lifetime events. It coincided with the G8 conference convening in Scotland, and took place in a fenced-off area of grassland. Much celebration resulted.

Yes. I mowed the lawn.

Well, when I say “mowed”, what I mean is “assaulted with a neighbour’s strimmer then ripped chunks up by hand” as it was far too long (about 2′ in places) to actually mow. I did the front as well. Now I have blisters and I’m knackered.

I’ve also sent off two courseworks, so I’m going downstairs to drink plonk and watch DVDs.

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WyldWoods

Aside from th G8 conference and the “mowing” of the lawn it sounds like a great Saturday.

Mosh

Well, there was bugger all on telly so I thought I might as well.

minnow

emergency mosh question: have you heard of mew, actually heard them and what do you reckon?

Mosh

Mew – no. Muse – yes. Is this who you meant?

anni

Want to come do mine?

minnow

hmm, i have heard of muse only just found mew….

Dawn

looks like more research Mosh!

Oh and Btw your secret parcel it winging it’s way to you…

People, how to scare the living **** out of Mosh, tell him you saw something and thought of him and also tell him you gonna forward it on!! hehe

I am sure You’ll like it.. I am a nice person really………………

Shooting Parrots

Take my word for t, don’t get into lawns. Before you know it, it’s a once a week habit. And the chemicals, but after weed and feed blackens the grass, you go into rehab and they wean you off with a substitute — the dibber. That means you’re armed and dangerous and in search of dandelions to uproot. I tell you, it’s a pathological condition.

Dawn

There aint anything wrong with dibbers.. they are my best friends.. oh yes they are… all the voices in my head tell me so!

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