It gets worse… then better
Homelets Property Management Services
468, Thornton Rd, Girlington, Bradford, West Yorkshire BD8 9BS
Tel: 01274 484000
Please feel free to write to or ring this company regarding my neighbour as they won’t speak to me! I rang them this morning about last night’s incidents and explained what happened to the receptionist. She offered to put me through to Mr Zorin (I think was the name).
I got as far as:
Zorin: Can I help?
Me: Well, I hope you can as you’ve done nothing much so far.
*click*
Me: Hello? Hello?
Rang back again and straight through to him this time.
Zorin: Look, if you don’t think we’ve done enough to help you then put it in writing.
*click*
So I rang again.
Me: You seem…
*click*
For ****’s sake. Please. Write them letters. Tell them what happened last night. Say you know me, be polite but firm. Let them know that this is an issue. Before I kill the little **** next door and all his friends.
NEWSFLASH UPDATE
This occured just as I was about to post this. He came round. Him and his other half. And apologised. Looking genuinely contrite as well. Blow me down.
He even offered to mow my lawn for me to make up, and wash my door (so I assume that was what was pissed on). He’s apparently told the lads involved that they’re no longer welcome and he was upstairs being sick while it was all going on. Whatever.
So I’ve had to ring the home owner and get him to call the letting agent first thing so that they don’t act on the letter I sent them this afternoon…
I am mad
I’ve agreed with my other half to enter the Great North Run in 2007. I’m not sure if she came up with this idea before or after she heard that 4 people died on this year’s.
Should I be worried?
Magic couriers
The digital camera I bought for Louise (i.e. on her behalf – she’s insisted on coughing up for it) has arrived at last. Despatched on Tuesday on “next day” delivery. According to City Link’s web page it was “delivered successfully” at 10:50 yesterday. Despite the same page also saying it arrived at the depot this morning and was put on a van at 06:43. And being signed for here about 20 mins ago.
There must be a camera-shaped time/space wormhole somewhere.
Reasons to be cheerful.
1. Hey, at least some common sense has prevailed from your neighbour.
2. The great north run is a breeze. I did mine in 2001 with no real training (injured in the training period), fueled by Guinness (4 pints the night before with another runner), completely overweight and finished in 2hrs 30m – which wasn’t bad considering a walked the last 3 miles, wheexing like a 100 year old man. Just remember to take lots of water, and stop at a medical tent if truly knackered.
please also note, I seem to be unable to spell correctly.
Those words again in full.
considering I walked the last 3 miles WHEEZING like a 100 year old man.
Damo – ta for that. I just wish I’d done the run years ago when I was actually fit. I used to do fun runs and stuff when I was about 16, and even as little as 5-6 years ago I was running 3 1/2 miles every morning in under 20 minutes.
Sadly, now, I’m a knackered old has-been but I am improving with the gym visits!
So I should have read all of your post before faxing my letter then??
Bugger!
I’m ‘pretty’ sure they can’t evict you on the strength of a letter but maybe you should change the locks and hold off answering the door for a few days…
Just a thought.
Probably nothing to worry about, I think……
Oh and if you hear the neighbours front door being ‘opened’ with one of those special keys that the police use. That will mean the letter I sent to the local constabulary has arrived as well. I didn’t mean to start scare mongering I only said he was terrorising the local community with his anti Bush and Blair speaches and I was concerned about the number of deliveries of chemicals he has been receiving lately.
I used to work for Shity Link…..
SFG – to be honest if he goes, he goes. If he’s going to be contrite then I’ll tolerate him. On the other hand, I don’t want Dean’s (the house owner) door hoofed in, ‘cos I like the guy!
Did anyone else mail the ignorant **** at the letting agency? Sod the guy next door – mailbomb him for being ****!
I’m going in to a sulk now after being beaten by the toons…
********!
We were good in the first half. Watching MotD now, and they don’t show how poor we were after the break. And James’ rather nifty headed save!