This has to rate as one of the sickest things I’ve witnessed this year. We all know that KK has long hair and I’ve mentioned in the past about the huge tagnuts and winnets that result because (as she’s a cat) she can’t wipe properly.
Well last week she had the *****. Big time. Soft, sticky, gloopy, grey-ish brown squits.
Most of her back end is white. Last week it was a kinf of muddy brown. And when she wasn’t shitting, she was farting. Squelchy, wet-sounding ones that you knew were resulting in another drip or two of liquishit dribbling from her little kittykat arsehole.
Worse is to come.
On several occasions I watched her, half on her back, leg cocked in the air licking the **** out of her coat. And while her head was buried around her little puckered starfish, letting rip with one of these disgusting kitty-farts. In her own face. And not stopping licking.
And I thought dogs were meant to be disgusting.
maybe you need to make yourself a nice casserole or order in a Vindaloo to enjoy the imagery.
Whiskers – I was tempted, but the thing is it was smeared all over her fur (she’s got long hair) and furniture etc. There were no “lumps” as such to obtain.
Caz – hell, no. I just opened the front door every time she ran to it and looked at me with her legs crossed and a frantic look in her eye.
Have you thought about posting the result through your neighbour’s letterbox?
have you done something bad to her lately – sounds like a dirty protest to me…
And that is going on the list of the reasons i dont get a cat!!
Bless her though, I hope you gave her lots of TLC, obviously from a safe distance while wearing safety goggles 🙂
Perhaps. But cat **** smeared on your windowsills, doorframes and bedsheets is not.
cats are GREAT