Things not to tell your pregnant wife

When you get the first ultrasound scans back, don’t even get tempted to say that it looks like “a chestburster from Aliens! Cool!”

Right, Indy? How are your balls now, by the way?

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Mosh

Thing is, I’ve seen the photo’s from Indy’s wife’s scan… and it *does* look like a miniature Alien!

Alan

I attended all three of my ex-missus’s ultrasound scans. The radiologist showed us the screen and patiently pointed out the head, the hands, the feet, the heartbeat. And I thought to my self… “What? It’s a bunch of swirly grey blobs! I may as well be watching static on my TV!”