I popped into Tesco at lunchtime and they had one of those whacking big “product recall” notices up. This one was for xmas lights.
The first line of the “What to do” section read:
Stop using these lights immediately
Can I point out that at the time of writing, it’s January the 13th. Anyone still using xmas lights deserves to have their ******* house burnt to the ground by faulty electrics.
If it’s defective, that means I should stop using it ?
** WOW **
The scary part ? I deal with people who would ask that question (quite seriously) on a daily basis.
*Goes to bang head against the wall at the stupidity*
you mean my decorations are supposed to come down between Christmases?
aww
You two should meet…
Why not get all the recalled lights and give them to mr Chav as a leaving pressie just before you **** off…..
Just a thought!
Any ideas which weekend you want to mess up for the residents of Stoke?
SFG – will get back to you on that. I have 3 spare weekends at present. Want to get as many people together as possible! Other mate in Stoke’s said “whenever” and I think Anni wants to come up (as well as go out in Cardiff! Greedy…)
Findo, you missed out give them to Chavtastic neighbour but make sure the wiring is faulty first!
Mind you if the spawn of chavtastic was in the house that wouldn’t be fair as it’s harldy it’s fault it has a knob for a father!
Anyway, hope to see you in “sunny, lively, happening” Stoke!
Frankly, we’d be putting the kid out of its misery. Face it – with that genetic “start” in life and the upbringing it’s have to go through, it’s pretty much ******.