About ******* time

Finally, the government’s seen sense about something and initiated a smoking ban in all indoor public places in England. The Welsh are set to follow as soon as they’re allowed to. Scotland and Northern Ireland beat us to it… as did the French. Yeesh.

As for all the bleeding-heart smokers, FOREST members and other tossbags insistent that this is an invasion of our civil liberties I would like to offer a resounding “**** off”. All of my life I’ve had other people’s filth forced on me if I wanted to go somewhere they were allowed to smoke. Why the **** should I be the one to miss out on the pub because I don’t want to stink of smoke just so the ones with the bad habit can spread their disease?

**** you. **** all of you. You’re ****, you’ve lost, the world has finally woken up to what a danger you are. Now piss off and devote yourself to something useful like giving the **** up.

(for those very few “considerate” smokers, I don’t hold as much venom – but, please, do yourselves a favour and stop!)

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Janetyjanet

you’re pleased then?!

Mosh

I am going away. And when I come back I’ll be able to go to the pub without getting cancer from selfish *****, or being forced into a tiny corner marked off as “no smoking”.

Hardly any help, these no smoking areas are they? Has anyone found a way of telling the ******* *smoke* it’s not allowed past the boundary?

Chris Parr

I didn’t know the French were introducing the same ban?

With the number of people that smoke in France, I was starting to think you had to smoke before they would let you graduate from school over there.

Mosh

The French tried what we were going to – a partial ban. Only it (surprise, surprise) turned out to be a nightmare to enforce, so they have also announced a forthcoming total ban.

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