Today in 1991, Tim Berners-Lee unveiled the first web browser, WorldWideWeb, at the laboratories of CERN.
Tim, on behalf of the gazillion or so people who use the internet to download tons of free porn each day – I thank you.
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Can I not thank him for the ability to download Hoppin’ John recipes and Text Twist then??
You can, but you’ll be in the minority behind all the hairy-palmed ******* out there.
Reminds me. Need a shave.
Nair would be easier, no?? š
{And ewwwwwwwww!!}
Ever tried Nair? Doesn’t work. It so much more effective to just put industrial bleach into your victim’s shampoo bottle.
Hmm. Never tried duping anyone with industrial bleach.
Although my brother once filled my shampoo bottle with ketchup on April Fools Day*
*Which I discovered beforehand, thankfully!
It’s times like this I wish I shared accommodation with people so I could sabotage their shower products. Food colouring in the shower head itself is also a giggle.