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Babs

Can I not thank him for the ability to download Hoppin’ John recipes and Text Twist then??

Mosh

You can, but you’ll be in the minority behind all the hairy-palmed ******* out there.

Reminds me. Need a shave.

Babs

Nair would be easier, no?? šŸ˜‰

{And ewwwwwwwww!!}

Mosh

Ever tried Nair? Doesn’t work. It so much more effective to just put industrial bleach into your victim’s shampoo bottle.

Babs

Hmm. Never tried duping anyone with industrial bleach.

Although my brother once filled my shampoo bottle with ketchup on April Fools Day*

*Which I discovered beforehand, thankfully!

Mosh

It’s times like this I wish I shared accommodation with people so I could sabotage their shower products. Food colouring in the shower head itself is also a giggle.