When enjoying the skilled oral attentions of a pretty young lady (col. “getting a blow job“) do not relax and savour the moment too much. If she is to query your rapture with the phrase “Did I just hear you ******* snore?!” it is liable to result in an end of sexual pleasure for that evening, and perhaps some time to come.
[Aside: I love the tags that Zemanta came up with for this post – ranging from “blow job” and “oral” to “Religion and Spirituality” and “Christianity”. I guess church-goers suck a lot of cock.]
Worse still is ending up snoring when you’re returning the oral favours!
You know I have a horrible feeling I may be guilty of having done that in the past. I have, once only as far as I can recall, fallen asleep “on the job”. I don’t know if it’s good or not that I can say she nodded off as well.
LOL – guys, there’s nothing worse than falling asleep (unless it’s time to go to sleep that is…) – pro plus or a redbull on the bedside table maybe??
Well, Weenie, if you want to check out the theory of whether I’d fall asleep then you know where to find me. Purely for scientific reasons, of course…
LOL! 😀