Hostel etiquette for men

When staying in a shared dorm, even one that’s in a tropical country with no aircon, ensure you use some kind of sheet or covering. Especially after a night on the beer.

Otherwise you’re likely to wake up, stand up, stretch… and realise that your morning glory hard-on that’s stopped you pissing the bed for the last two hours is poking into the face of the young lady on the bunk opposite. And her boyfriend above had just woken up.

This is a faux pas. In certain eastern European countries, it’s tantamount to rape. Either way, the young fellow may well feel within his rights to “tear you a new one” for thus defiling his partner.

And don’t even thinkabout ******* on her face. Unless her boyfriend is a really deep sleeper.